Wanna Get Ficced?

The ISP has informed us that it will happily give us more credit on the account since the internet is still out [1 week, 5 days, and counting]. They have also informed us that they have a way to handle moments where their contracted wire monkeys don't show up to do their job.

Are you ready for this? This is fucking classic.

The ISP is going to issue a second work request on our problem because--and I swear to the universe that this was the actual answer--when this kind of shoddy service has happened before, issuing the second work request makes the supervisors of the wire monkeys realize they've not done their job, and then they usually do it.

And why have we not simply switched to a different ISP if the service we're receiving requires what is basically a note from the fucking principal? Because these asshats are the only game in town for cable internet, and that gives them the freedom to take a giant shit on the chest of their customers and call it a good time.

Make me feel better. Check out the new layout on the webpage, and tell me it's pretty.