Wanna Get Ficced?

Fic: Wacky Fun Times in Space
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Green Lantern Corps (DC Comics)/Star Trek (New)
Pairing: Guy/Kyle; Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG
Summary: Everyone's alternate dimension is someone else's reality. And that? That is awesome.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: For moonsong42, who requested Kirk/McCoy or Guy/Kyle. You get both! In super fanboy mode! Enjoy! (Also, self-betaed, so you may get a typo or two.)

( 972 words of absolute fanboyism. You're welcome? )

Title: Love in the Age of Space Explosions
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Star Trek (New)
Pairing: Scotty/Chekov
Rating: PG (swearing)
Summary: There's an explosion, a concussion, and a bit of angst.

Dis: Lies and bullshit, as always.

Author's Notes: For leaper182 for her holiday ficlet. I do hope you enjoy, hon. Also, unbeated, so feel free to point out typos (I did read through it, but that promises nothing.).

( Oh, the angst is pretty (and kinda mild) )

Yes, Chekov is 17, and that, in this day and age, makes him technically "underage" for most places. However, as Chekov is an ensign in Starfleet, this means he is legally allowed to get his ass blown off for a living. Which means he's most likely allowed to get laid by whatever hot piece of GQMF piece of ass he likes best on his ship.

I get the that the whole jailbait thing cranks your gears, and that's neat, but there are so many ways to enjoy it without it all being, "Oh, dear me, that poor boy is only 17! I must resist!"

Also, I'm disappointed that you GQMFs haven't done as much "hot Chekov cross-dressing" fic as there should be. That bitch is pretty. Now slap some make-up on that bitch.

I'd prefer two, actually. I don't feel the story is so bad it needs two, but I feel just shaky enough on it that I want two.

So, anyone up for it? It's sickingly adorable and does not yet have an ending.

Dear New!Trek Fandom:

Trek's been around longer than most of you have been alive. Kirk/Spock has been around for 40 years.

40 years.
40 motherfucking years.

You call it "Spork" again, I will saw off your fucking thumbs with a spork.

If you don't have the two fucking seconds it takes to write out, "Kirk/Spock", you don't have the fucking time to write.

So don't.

Show me your thumbs!

Kirk, McCoy, Scotty, and Chekov have gotten drunk together. Hee!

( drinky, drinky )

I want to write Scotty/Chekov. Because that much glee should be shared. In bed. Can you just see it? Chekov bouncing all over the walls. "Oh, that's neat! What's that? Can I tweak that?" And Scotty just trying to shoo him away. "You are irritating and talk funny. Shoo."

And then they go drinking.

And then they have sex.