Wanna Get Ficced?

And I do not care, because apparently it's another year with my wacky detectives, Devin and Stanton, and if I had to write 17,000 words of complete ridiculous to get there, so be it.

I'm still without a title for the story. In my head I've named it "The Further Wacky Adventures of Devin and Stanton and Micah and Kodachrome, and Lieutenant Cavanaugh. And Mark Tomilson. Who is a Dick. And an Indeterminate Number of Ninjas" But I'm sure the title will get longer than that the more people I add to it. That was kind of the point of the original version of this story: to be as balls-out goofy as possible.

So, all that said, enjoy chapters 2 and 3.

Previous Chapters: Chapter 1

( Chapter 2: Where there are Further Indignities )


( Chapter 3: In Which Actual Police Work Occurs )



[Important Note: Kate did not make me do it, but I haven't used the icon in awhile. On the other hand, do feel free to blame her [Hi, amazonqueenkate!])

So, I wasn't gonna do NaNo, but then I was on Texts from Last Night, and there was a text that read as follows:

What part of i'm [sic] handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?

Which reminded me strongly of my 2005 NaNo. Which was absolutely, wonderfully, batshit, and which begs the question:

[Poll #1640551]

By the way, I can't promise it'll actually get FINISHED, but I'll damned well try.

Just realized I forgot to post the final part of the NaNo. Sorry. There were finals. It'll be up tomorrow.

I know you're salivating for it. :)

The NaNo is complete!

\o/

It's killed out at 94717. I will take it. I'm sure I can crack 100,000 if I ever revise the thing.

Look for the final parts in the next 24 hours or so.

I'm at 86k and change and probably within ten thousand words of the end (Yes, again. Shut up.). I'm happy to know people are keeping up. I can't wait to see if it ends like I think it will.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight
Part Nine


( Sunday Morning Coming Down )

( 1965 -- The Aftermath of the Sixth Raid -- The Trial )

( Legalities and Other Tricks )

( 1965 – The Aftermath of the Sixth Raid -- The Splash Page )



That puts you at the 71k mark. That's right, there's currently 15k more of this. Will probably be 20k by the time I finally end it.

And oh, there's still so much to share. It won't end people. Okay, yeah, it probably will, but it's not doing it NOW.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven

( Fast Dance, Cold Dinner )

( 1963 -- The Aftermath of the Sixth Raid )



I'm gonna break 70k today. Um...wow.

Hit 50k on the NaNo last night, and I did it by staying up until nearly 3. I'm kind of an idiot.

Also, the 50k mark is not the completion mark as it has been for previous NaNos. It appears to be the moment of first major catalyst, so yeah. There's that.

How's you, flist?

Because I've written 13,000 words since I last posted, which means I wrote 13,000 words in 4 days. Um, hey, NaNo. Glad you're healthy. Jesus.

You are getting, however, everything except the current chapter in progress. Because the current chapter in progess is apparently going to be around 4,000-5,000 words. Also, distaff_exile has noticed a bit of time travel in the fourth part (The first raid was '61. The second was '60). Ignore it. The Doctor and the TARDIS should be clear soon.

Previous parts:
First Part (6,000-ish words)
Second Part (4,000-ish words)
Third Part (4,00-ish again)
Fourth Part (10,000-ish words)

( 1962 -- The Third Raid )

( The Page Before the Splash Page )

( 1962 – The Fourth Raid )

I'm at just over 37k and might break 40k tonight after I put in some time with my homework (boo).

Halfway there! 25033! Woo-hoo!

Stuff will get posted tomorrow. Very, very tired right now.

distaff_exile, a pressie in your inbox in about three minutes.