Wanna Get Ficced?

Before I dig into the individual fandom requests, I'll walk you through what I like and what I don't because I just wrote the notes for the fandom requests, and they were pretty much "Just love them!" so I hope by giving you the kinks and whatnot first, the other information won't look quite as broad.

What I'm into storywise: Oh, god, so many things. I love relationship fics especially. Whether it's a romantic relationship or a buddy relationship, I am not picky. I just love seeing characters interact and be themselves. I also love angst and hurt/comfort and goofy fic and AUs. Boy, do I love AUs. I have a particular dainty little girlboner for High School AUs, but AUs in general are super awesome.

Sex Kinks: Um, lemme see: Fun BDSM, by which I mean BDSM where both parties are clearly equal even if one is submitting or being tied down or whatever (I have a Psych story that illustrates this). Gunplay, knifeplay, public sex, super dirty sex (lots of come and sweat and what have you), costume kink, spanking, biting, licking, rimming, handjobs, dirty talk, and probably others I simply can't remember right now.

Non-Sex Kinks: age difference as long as everyone's legal or very, very near (17 years old for example), scars (I have no idea why), some other stuff I can't remember right now

Please try not to write me: Uneven relationships (one person is obviously in power and the other person doesn't like it), violent relationships, anyone getting character-bashed, buddies no longer being buddies

And now, one last thing before I actually get to the fandoms: I mention that I'd love to have ensemble cast pieces if you're up for it, but if you're not--if you'd rather concentrate on one or two characters--that is totally okay. I do not take a non-ensemble piece to mean that you don't like certain characters or are trying to avoid certain characters.

Okay, I'l quit blathering here and get to blathering under the cut.

( my demands (or, you know, whatever) )

In short, you're awesome, and you're going to write something I will love. I'm sure of it. Also, if any of my flist read this and would be willing to answer questions for my yuletide Santa, drop a comment, eh?

Hi!

Looking back over what I've picked, I realize I got a bit random. So, let's take care of the easy stuff first:

--I'm a slasher, but I also like gen and het. Three of my requests were specifically slash requests, and my fourth had an optional pairing. If you find, in your writing, that your story is not slash, that's totally cool. If, however, there's some version of hot man love, that is also cool.

--I like relationship stories. Day-to-day stuff, especially. What's it like to watch people be in a realtionship for their particular circumstance? Do they bicker? Do they snuggle? Do they have long, important talks about their feelings? I eat that shit up.

--I also like PWPs. Because, well, SEX.

--I am not a canon librarian. If you tweak things because you think it helps the story, I will roll with it. I like AUs that can do a wink-and-nudge routine at actual canon [For example, if Ted and Charlie run a B&B and they have a half-feral cat named Dani].

--I have no issues with swearing, sex, cooperative BDSM [both parties really enjoy it], light spanking, use of toys, rough sex against any particular object, or slightly dubious consent [one person doesn't say yes, but it's implied somehow]. No rape fics, please. Warm, cuddly, long-term sex is also nice. And argumentative sex is always a bonus.

( Fandom and pairing specifics )

So, in short, yuletide writer, I'm pretty flex. If you're in-character and having a grand time, I'll probably have one with you. You are awesome, and I hope you have fun.