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Title: It's a Strange Way to Tell You
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Percy/Oliver
Rating: PG
Summary: Compromises, slightly embarrassing revelations, and Percy being mildly clueless. Oh, and nothing at all that looks like angst.

Dis: Bullshit and lies.

Author's Notes: This is in the Ben Folds's universe, home of In Between Days and The Luckiest. This story is much lighter than the first and much shorter than both. The title of this piece comes from the lyrics of "The Luckiest." It's also a holiday fic for shoshannagold, who is the awesome beta on those stories! I hope you like it, honey!

( I'll try to put wonderfully dirty sex in the next one, dear. )

Title: The Luckiest [1/2]
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Percy/Oliver
Rating: R
Summary: A direct sequel to "In Between Days" in which the war is over, but not really and book 7 continues to be completely ignored. Percy works for the Ministry, Oliver is a touch shady, Tonks and Shacklebolt prove their level of badass, and love is warm and gooey [most of the time]. Also, Seamus plays chorus, and The Golden Trio barely get a nod.

Author's Notes: I will never be able to say enough nice things about shoshannagold. She is amazing. I wish every writer could have one. Any errors left in this story are entirely my own fault. And thank you to everyone who's been so excited to see the follow-up to "In Between Days" and has been happily following the growth of "Electric Boogaloo" [the non-serious working title]. You're all wonderful. Hope this meets up with expectations. The title of the story comes from the Ben Folds's song of the same name.

Disclaimer: Bullshit. Completely.

( And it begins again )

Title: In Between Days
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Percy/Oliver
Rating: R
Summary: Wherein book 7 is completely ignored because wars don't tend to happen so quickly; Percy Weasley runs a safehouse [because that's as close to administrative work as you can get in a war], and everyone gets a chance to play minor character bingo. Get your cards and markers ready!

Disclaimer: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: Just ignore book 7. I sure did. Title taken from the Ben Folds song of the same name because I am crap at titles if left on my own. This fic would not be nearly as good without the excellent work of shoshannagold, who found the time in her incredibly insane schedule to nitpick like a champ. You are aweseomesauce, dear, and I thank you.

Part One

( up and down we go )