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[The Husband was putting away ice and noticed a leftover pie crust from Thanksgiving.]

HIM: "What should we do with the other pie crust?"
ME: "Make a pie."
HIM: [A LOOK] "Thank you, Wisenheimer. What kind of pie?"
ME: "Eatin' pie."
HIM: "It's not a pig."

I keep swearing to him I'm going to start blogging examples of us talking like dorks, so here's the first one. And now, a vintage one:

[Driving down the street, The Husband spots a mailman.]

HIM: "You know, you hit them, letters fly everywhere. Like feathers."
ME: "Quit learning things from cartoons!"

on 2010-12-02 04:00 am (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] uberniftacular
Oh good, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has ridiculous conversations with the spouse. My hubby and I say the most absurd things to each other sometimes.

...Not that I can think of a good example at the moment, of course.

Besides the part where, from time to time, one or the other of us will look at the cat and inform her, "Cat, you are such a cat!"

on 2010-12-02 09:30 pm (UTC)
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Posted by [personal profile] uberniftacular
Nah, her name is Sophie, though she more often gets called Cat. Or Kitty. Or Kitten (...despite being over a year old, and not really a kitten so much anymore). Or Cattington, but that's because we've decided her full name is Sophie Marie Cattington-Cattington (we, um, may have been watching too much Jeeves & Wooster when we got our cat).

She also gets a lot of, "Kittenface! I've got your kitten face!" Because it's WAY too much fun to grab her face. No, I don't understand it either.

Yeah, I don't usually write down our ridiculousness either. Partly because I'd run out of paper really fast. XD

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