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perpetual_motionTHE FUCK.
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SERIOUSLY. THE FUCK.
Stupid, stupid plot twist.
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I mean, SERIOUSLY.
They're built in pairs and are in love, but if they're near each other they don't have powers, but then if they leave each other, they do have powers, but if they get close again they start to lose them. And they can feel each other when bad things happen and Hancock is just-super-enough in the hospital that he can walk through walls and get hit in the face with an oxygen tank without being hurt, but he can be stabbed in the back.
And every time he and the chick get close to each other, someone tries to kill her. And he doesn't really remember her and doesn't like her all that much until she tells him the sob story of their EPIC DOOMED ROMANCE and then she dies (fridge lands on her) (not really--comic book reference), and then he kills himself so she can live. Even though he didn't really know her and only has her word on their relationship because he doesn't remember it.
Except he doesn't die and draws a giant heart on the moon instead of, oh, I don't know, FLYING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH RATHER THAN MAKING US THINK HE'D KILLED HIMSELF FOR LOVE.
LAME.
...
SERIOUSLY. THE FUCK.
Stupid, stupid plot twist.
...
I mean, SERIOUSLY.
They're built in pairs and are in love, but if they're near each other they don't have powers, but then if they leave each other, they do have powers, but if they get close again they start to lose them. And they can feel each other when bad things happen and Hancock is just-super-enough in the hospital that he can walk through walls and get hit in the face with an oxygen tank without being hurt, but he can be stabbed in the back.
And every time he and the chick get close to each other, someone tries to kill her. And he doesn't really remember her and doesn't like her all that much until she tells him the sob story of their EPIC DOOMED ROMANCE and then she dies (fridge lands on her) (not really--comic book reference), and then he kills himself so she can live. Even though he didn't really know her and only has her word on their relationship because he doesn't remember it.
Except he doesn't die and draws a giant heart on the moon instead of, oh, I don't know, FLYING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE EARTH RATHER THAN MAKING US THINK HE'D KILLED HIMSELF FOR LOVE.
LAME.
