Wanna Get Ficced?

bitchinparty has been a fabulous experience. An absolute ball. Everyone is super-sweet and fun and let me go on about comics for AWHILE.

(Also, totally got to pimp GLC, and we know how happy that makes me.)

I am also completely wiped.

Worth. It.

Left it in the bathroom at work, apparently. And I was informed my face lit up like a Christmas tree when the guy pulled it out of the little envelope he had it in.

Title: A Very Specific Bedside Manner
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (Movie)
Pairing: Clint/Coulson
Rating: PG-13 (some ass-kicking violence)
Summary: Medical care for one reluctant agent.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

( We start, as one should, with an op gone wrong )

Title: By the Book
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Avengers (movie)
Pairing: Coulson/Clint
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Coulson figures it out through standard procedure (rumor mill to threatening junior agents to that required weird conversation with one’s boss).

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: I blame the Internet. This might suck. I do not even care.

( Snarkery! )

Look what I just got gifted!

It's set in the same universe as Sick and Tired of What to Say (No One Listens Anyway), and it's super cute and made my freaking week.

I just realized I'm three issues behind on "X-Factor," and two issues behind on "Nightwing," but I've caught up on other things!

In no particular order and with minimal spoilers:

( just in case )

That's all I can remember for now. You need me, I'll be doing homework yet again.

So, I was looking up Linda Hunt on imdb (Hetty from NCIS: LA) because I know she's done a lot of films, and I want to watch something tonight. I went one her trivia page (as you do) and found out that she's been with her female partner since 1987. I say "partner" because that's how it's stated on imdb, but CBS refers to Hunt's partner as Hunt's spouse, and you know what? That makes me really happy. It's part of a single line:

Hunt lives in Los Angeles with her spouse of 22 years, Karen, and their three canine kids.

And it makes me happy because it's stated just like all the other bios. No more or less than anyone else gets, and with absolutely no fanfare. It's so nice to see, you know?

Title: Cliches are Fun
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: MI: 4
Pairing: Benji/Brandt
Rating: G
Summary: Um, I made them kiss. You're welcome.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author's Notes: So, this was supposed to be the start of a longer story, but now it's not, but I want more Benji/Brandt in the world, so you get it. Ta-da.

( It's almost embarrassing to use this cut )

Title: Love is Weird
Author: Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Dresden Files (TV)
Pairing: Harry/Bob
Rating: G
Summary: Harry is goofy. That’s pretty much it.

Dis: Lies and bullshit.

Author’s Notes: For leaper182, who requested it for holiday ficlet. I hope you like it!

( ”They’re )

I ended up writing four stories for Yuletide, though one ended up being a complete fuck-up. I meant to grab a pinch-hit for someone wanting Tombstone, got someone else because I clicked the wrong e-mail, and didn't notice until the day after Yuletide went live. Lucky for me, everyone involved with Yuletide is ridiculously nice, so it got fixed, but I still feel like I'm ass. (Irish guilt? I do...yeah, probably.)

But, fuckery aside, I like all my stories! Let me show you them!

Share Something Exciting (2854 words) by Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Marvel Adventures: Avengers
Rating: Not Rated
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Hank Pym/Janet Van Dyne
Characters: Hank Pym, Janet Van Dyne
Summary:

Hank, Janet, and falling in love.

This one was written for dytabytes, and I might have squealed when I got the assignment. I might also have been completely not subtle is pumping her for info on what she wanted while thinking I was being subtle. In all honesty, I did try really, really hard not to tell her it was me, and she liked it before she knew!

Four Times Eddie Pined for Fiona (and One Time He Didn't) (1465 words) by Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Keen Eddie
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Eddie Arlette/Monty Pippin, Eddie Arlette/Fiona Bickerton
Characters: Eddie Arlette, Monty Pippin, Fiona Bickerton
Summary:

Exactly what it says on the tin, with snark, insults, and a little Eddie/Monty sprinkled in for fun.

This was written for someone I didn't know, but I got two assignments because I accidentally signed up twice. I'm just saying that to differentiate between the two assignments I had and the pinch hits I did. Also, this was super fun to write because the recip likes 5 things fic and was okay with me sneaking a little Eddie/Monty into things. I could have easily written something without either of those options, but we know how much I love 5 things fic.s

Two Weeks in the 'Burbs (1073 words) by Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Silk Stalkings
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Rita Lance/Chris Lorenzo
Characters: Rita Lance, Chris Lorenzo
Summary:

Chris and Rita go undercover in a gated community. Mild detective work and longing ensue.

This was one of my pinch hits, and it was ridiculously fun to write. I really, really love Silk Stalkings in all its cheesetastic glory, so it was fun to get to work within all its ridiculous cliches to write something.

Moonshine Lullaby (1220 words) by Perpetual Motion
Fandom: Tombstone (1993)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Wyatt Earp/Doc Holliday
Characters: Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday
Summary:

Doc and Wyatt, alone one night and discussing the nebulous "after."

The fuck-up! And the one I wrote on my phone! And edited on my phone! There were some internet connection problems while on vacation, so I'm sort of extra-proud of this one. Luckily, I also like it, and the recip (the one it was intended for) really liked it too, happily.


So, that's my written Yuletide in a nutshell. Ta-da!