Dear Douchefuck Who Stole My Computer:
Aug. 14th, 2011 02:23 pmI'm so fucking sorry that you got annoyed with Dropbox updating and reupdating every ten seconds as I wrote an essay on my iPad from my bed. It must have driven you mad to have hightailed off with my computer and have to deal with proof that it had legally belonged to someone before you. Your life is just so hard.
But don't worry. I was able to undelete all my files, including some much-needed copies of the design work I could have kept if you hadn't STOLEN MY GODDAMN COMPUTER, and I went ahead and removed you from the account. You know, since YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN COMPUTER.
I'm now contacting Dropbox admin to see if they can do anything in terms of sharing information because my other option is to put a file on the desktop marked, YOU'RE A GODDAMNED DOUCHEBAG YOU FUCK and hope you see it because I would update it HOURLY. However, this could lead you to fucking with my password, so I figure I better not.
Burn in hell you fucking asshole.
But don't worry. I was able to undelete all my files, including some much-needed copies of the design work I could have kept if you hadn't STOLEN MY GODDAMN COMPUTER, and I went ahead and removed you from the account. You know, since YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN COMPUTER.
I'm now contacting Dropbox admin to see if they can do anything in terms of sharing information because my other option is to put a file on the desktop marked, YOU'RE A GODDAMNED DOUCHEBAG YOU FUCK and hope you see it because I would update it HOURLY. However, this could lead you to fucking with my password, so I figure I better not.
Burn in hell you fucking asshole.