Jul. 2nd, 2009

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There are certain things that will always occur when [livejournal.com profile] amazonqueenkate and I chat late into the night. The Law & Order HSAU of gayness came from a late-night chat. The X-Men/Heroes crossover came from a late-night chat. I think even the MASH fic of DOOM came out of a late-night chat.

So, what's tonight ridiculousness?

Top Gear/QI/various British celebs in a HSAU.

James, Jeremy, and Richard are on the football team [American, because we are]. James is the manager, Jeremy is the quarterback, and Richard is the upstart freshman who can run really fast. Their coach is, of course, Andy.

Jimmy Carr is a second-stringer on the football team who is a complete wiseass, even though he can't play very well.

Alan Davies, Rob Brydon, and Bill Bailey are all in the band. And Rob and Bill are known for trying to throw of Mr. Fry when he's teaching band [and coaching quiz bowl, naturally].

Mr. Laurie is the drama teacher.
Ms. Thompson [as in Emma] teaches Lit.
Ms. Thomas [as in Kristen Scott] is the French teacher [and Jeremy has a HOPELESS crush.]

Now, someone make [livejournal.com profile] amazonqueenkate write it. I wrote the last HSAU.
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[livejournal.com profile] lasergirl has Owen Wilson. I have Megan Fox.

A list why:

--She thinks it's gross that actors are basically prostitutes. She also wants people to know that she's totally not a ho-bag, she's just too lazy to act "proper".

--She would send Megatron to blow up Middle America because anyone not on the coast is a redneck bigot.

--She says she's bisexual but won't sleep with other bisexual women because they've been with dudes. Because boys are gross. But not so gross that she won't fuck them.

--She thinks Wonder Woman is a lame superhero and has obviously done no actual research on the character.

--She resents haveing to prove she's not "retarded". Make your own joke, folks.

--She says she's fat in "Transformers"

You know how there ares some celebrities who have charisma and charm and can get away with saying ridiculously stupid things because you want to keep liking them because they're incredibly talented or tell funny stories or love their pets? Megan Fox is the antithesis of that.

Megan Fox is now my nemesis. Bring it, bitch.
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So, apparently, Loud Twitter crashed, and the people who run it decided they probably won't set it up again.

And I found out about it because my tweets haven't shipped, and I wanted to check and make sure my account was active. Nice job, guys. Glad you could get word out through your blog. Which I'm betting most of your clients don't fucking read.

::slow clap::

I'm not asking for much, people; just some sort of notice, you know?

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