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Okay, so there's only one, but it's hot, I promise:
"Life on Mars" has one scene between Chris [adorable little tyke] and a cross dressing prostitute. Now let's say that someone's going around beating up the cross dressing prostitutes, and Sam, in all his hot, 2006, equal justice snit-fittery, convinces Gene that they have to find who's doing it.
"They're head cases."
"They're people."
"They're men in women's knickers."
"They're still people."
So Gene throws up his hands and says, fine, be a poof lover and go save the mamby pamby weirdos.
But, of course, the only way to save the weirdos is to infiltrate. Cue a scene discussing who's going to go undercover for this little bit of fun.
Annie's too cute. She actually looks like a woman and will therefore not be believable as a man dressing as a woman.
Chris is too damned incompetent to pull it off [Annie calls him "honest"].
Ray won't shave his mustache.
Gene's not a ponce.
( And then it gets fun )
"Life on Mars" has one scene between Chris [adorable little tyke] and a cross dressing prostitute. Now let's say that someone's going around beating up the cross dressing prostitutes, and Sam, in all his hot, 2006, equal justice snit-fittery, convinces Gene that they have to find who's doing it.
"They're head cases."
"They're people."
"They're men in women's knickers."
"They're still people."
So Gene throws up his hands and says, fine, be a poof lover and go save the mamby pamby weirdos.
But, of course, the only way to save the weirdos is to infiltrate. Cue a scene discussing who's going to go undercover for this little bit of fun.
Annie's too cute. She actually looks like a woman and will therefore not be believable as a man dressing as a woman.
Chris is too damned incompetent to pull it off [Annie calls him "honest"].
Ray won't shave his mustache.
Gene's not a ponce.
( And then it gets fun )
