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perpetual_motion) wrote2009-06-02 08:48 pm
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Dear New!Trek Fandom:
Trek's been around longer than most of you have been alive. Kirk/Spock has been around for 40 years.
40 years.
40 motherfucking years.
You call it "Spork" again, I will saw off your fucking thumbs with a spork.
If you don't have the two fucking seconds it takes to write out, "Kirk/Spock", you don't have the fucking time to write.
So don't.
Show me your thumbs!
Trek's been around longer than most of you have been alive. Kirk/Spock has been around for 40 years.
40 years.
40 motherfucking years.
You call it "Spork" again, I will saw off your fucking thumbs with a spork.
If you don't have the two fucking seconds it takes to write out, "Kirk/Spock", you don't have the fucking time to write.
So don't.
Show me your thumbs!
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