Fandom is doing wh--

:-O

Oh... Oh, God.

*cries and wants Scotty/Chekov*

I want to see virginal!Chekov. Written well. It's a kink. Don't judge me!

Nooooo, no Sulu. Sulu is made of awesome and fencing love, but there is only Scotty.

*cuddles her Scotty plushie protectively and gives him a Chekov plushie to cuddle*

Hrmmm. There is indeed the allure of Chekov being able to make Scotty drop tools because of surprise!blowjob.

But, my question is, how much experience does he really have? Yes, he's 17, and a genius, but would he have had the time in between inhaling textbooks? He could've been the kind of genius that was passionately in love with what he was studying, much to the exclusion of everything else. When would the Academy have accepted him? When would he have gotten his experience to the point that he's damn good at blowjobs?

Inquiring minds want to know!

D:

*sadness and woe!*

*hangs head in shaaaame*

I could probably find an empty aluminum can to kick as I morosely walk down a dusty, unpaved road?

Maybe a rock would be better. Hmm.

Still, I can be very quiet until you finish with your original ideas. And then I can pester you with questions later?

Wait, what? Seriously?

*hangs head*

sorry...

Awww, mini-bunny.

*picks up the wee bunny and heads for the corner, offering a small bit of greenery and petting it very, very gently*

I dunno what kind of bunny it is, but teeny things are usually very cute.

*boggle* Have these nouveau fangirls never been told why slash fiction is called slash in the first place?!

*strikes a match*

Here you go. Fire. Use it well.

Personally, I think Quinto/Pine slash should be called 'Spork', just because they use the term themselves. LOL!

Long live K/S!

POWAAAAAAAR

oh cock. fandom ate my brain again.

Oh, lord, so did I. Veering into uncanny valley, are we?

"Jezza..."

"Yes?" (Very snappish, because he knows exactly what's coming next.)

Hamster and Slow in chorus: "Have you had your teeth whitened?"

*gags again*