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perpetual_motion) wrote2009-06-02 08:48 pm
perpetual_motion) wrote2009-06-02 08:48 pm
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Dear New!Trek Fandom:
Trek's been around longer than most of you have been alive. Kirk/Spock has been around for 40 years.
40 years.
40 motherfucking years.
You call it "Spork" again, I will saw off your fucking thumbs with a spork.
If you don't have the two fucking seconds it takes to write out, "Kirk/Spock", you don't have the fucking time to write.
So don't.
Show me your thumbs!
Trek's been around longer than most of you have been alive. Kirk/Spock has been around for 40 years.
40 years.
40 motherfucking years.
You call it "Spork" again, I will saw off your fucking thumbs with a spork.
If you don't have the two fucking seconds it takes to write out, "Kirk/Spock", you don't have the fucking time to write.
So don't.
Show me your thumbs!
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I fucking hate name crunching, especially when the ship in question has been around decades longer than the damned name-crunching trend. Kill it. With fire.
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Here you go. Fire. Use it well.
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::runs with match::
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Long live K/S!
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For Kirk/Spock? No.
I am so sick of the combined names. It's so lazy, not wanting to write out two whole names and a slash.
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oh cock. fandom ate my brain again.
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[Did you see the bit on TGS with the fake makeover for Jeremy? Laughed my ass off.]
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"Yes?" (Very snappish, because he knows exactly what's coming next.)
Hamster and Slow in chorus: "Have you had your teeth whitened?"