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perpetual_motion ([personal profile] perpetual_motion) wrote2009-06-02 08:48 pm

STOP

Dear New!Trek Fandom:

Trek's been around longer than most of you have been alive. Kirk/Spock has been around for 40 years.

40 years.
40 motherfucking years.

You call it "Spork" again, I will saw off your fucking thumbs with a spork.

If you don't have the two fucking seconds it takes to write out, "Kirk/Spock", you don't have the fucking time to write.

So don't.

Show me your thumbs!

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
They turn into plot tribbles after awhile. I can't quite track the mutation that causes it, but one idea will become two, and then will become ten, and that kind of reproduction is pure tribble.

[identity profile] leaper182.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Heee, tribbles.

Oh, Star Trek, you've had more than effect than you realize.

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