perpetual_motion: hang yourself please (chair leg of truth!)
perpetual_motion ([personal profile] perpetual_motion) wrote2009-06-02 08:48 pm
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Dear New!Trek Fandom:

Trek's been around longer than most of you have been alive. Kirk/Spock has been around for 40 years.

40 years.
40 motherfucking years.

You call it "Spork" again, I will saw off your fucking thumbs with a spork.

If you don't have the two fucking seconds it takes to write out, "Kirk/Spock", you don't have the fucking time to write.

So don't.

Show me your thumbs!
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[identity profile] leaper182.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I could probably find an empty aluminum can to kick as I morosely walk down a dusty, unpaved road?

Maybe a rock would be better. Hmm.

Still, I can be very quiet until you finish with your original ideas. And then I can pester you with questions later?

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. You've gotten the bunny started already.

[identity profile] leaper182.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what? Seriously?

*hangs head*

sorry...

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay. It's a tiny bunny. It can stay in the corner and gnaw bits of greenery and get bigger before it'll get obnoxious with all its hopping around and attention-getting antics.

[identity profile] leaper182.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, mini-bunny.

*picks up the wee bunny and heads for the corner, offering a small bit of greenery and petting it very, very gently*

I dunno what kind of bunny it is, but teeny things are usually very cute.

[identity profile] fearciuil.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
::see icon::

You know it's going to grow up into that.

[identity profile] perpet-fic.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
They turn into plot tribbles after awhile. I can't quite track the mutation that causes it, but one idea will become two, and then will become ten, and that kind of reproduction is pure tribble.

[identity profile] leaper182.livejournal.com 2009-06-03 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Heee, tribbles.

Oh, Star Trek, you've had more than effect than you realize.

<3
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