Anyone trying to protect "the children" is never doing it for parenting. They're doing it because it's an easy, all-bases-covered safe spot to be a censoring asshole. But they can get away with saying that *someone* must watch out for the interests of those poor little tykes whose parents are so terribly *neglectful* that they can't watch their own kids on the evil interwebs. Nevermind that those who scream the loudest about the terrible deeds on the internets will scream the loudest about how oppressed they are when people start pointing out their idiocy.

[And I'm not actually sure if that preceeding paragraph made any sense.]